We’ve been working pretty hard recently and thought it was time for a bit of an office knees up. Things started on a good note with a massive brunch (in Farooq’s book that’s two fried breakfasts), a few beers, some sangria (hey, we’re an eclectic bunch) and lots of banter.
We then headed to All Star Lanes for a spot of sambuca-fuelled bowling in our sexy two-tone shoes. Saif was crowned king-pin (and we haven’t heard the bloody end of it) with Jen representing for the girls and Dan, aka. The Italian Stallion, putting in good a performance despite being in plaster (and plastered). Marie set a new personal best of double figures and Roy did his best to look cute - think it was for the 50’s themed waitresses.
We decided to go up-market at our next venue, Vertigo 42. Champagne, strawberries and an epic speech from Mr Dennis always makes for a good time. The cherry on the cake was Marie’s impromptu shoulder massage from a rather drunk stranger who thought she was a lady that frequents the champagne bar – hilarious!
Dinner was a grown-up affair at Simpson’s on the Strand and, as usual, our eyes were much bigger than our bellies. Pigeon, sea bass, mussels, roast beef, venison – you name it, we ordered it. My Yorkshire pudding was the size of a small car. Faz’s fish was the biggest and best he’d ever eaten. And Roy ended up with three varieties of potatoes and was determined to finish the lot. After plenty of vino, some healthy debates and some gentle shushing from the waiting staff we found ourselves resembling the Royle Family on Christmas day afternoon - slumped in our chairs, trouser top button undone and slurring our words with dangerously high cholesterol levels.
So for the actual Christmas party we’re sticking strictly to a liquid lunch. Much safer.
